- Joke 1 "Q&A!"
- Joke 2 "Fabulous present!"
- Joke Contest 3 "Sweet Kiss!"
- Joke number 4 Dramatization “musical”
- Joke at the corporate party No. 3 "Continue the New Year's poem"
- Joke 4 "Draw Santa Claus"
- Joke 5 Corporate Scene “Reading Minds”
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How do you want, having worked hard for a whole year, finally, at the end of it, to relax corporately so that this event will be remembered for a long time, if not forever!
It's no secret that New Year's corporate parties can charge a real storm of positive emotions and give new strength for labor exploits for the next year! Especially for you, we have developed exclusive corporate jokes! We are sure that these funny, funny jokes will unite any team even more! We highly recommend filming everything that happens on video! Happy New Year! And have a wonderful celebration!
Joke 1 "Q&A!"
Participants: Grandfather Frost (D.M.) and all present.
DM:: Well, my dears! Yes, priceless! Before we start celebrating our magical holiday, I have a number of questions for you, to which I am waiting for honest and unambiguous answers. As you know, I am a magical Santa Claus and very strict. That's why I don't like the answer "no". So all my questions you have to answer only "yes", understand? And one more small condition: I will approach one of you and my “yes!” you need to speak in different voices and with different intonations, preferably without repeating yourself! Got it?
Allchorus:: Clear!
DM:: Ah, well done! Apparently, you really want to get presents from me for the New Year, right?
All in unison:: Yes!
DM:: So my fabulous exam begins!
Light background music plays.
Santa Claus approaches a new participant every time:
D.M.:: Did you work hard this year?
1st Member: Yes!
D.M.:: Have you achieved much this year?
2nd Uk: Yes!
D.M.:: Did you offend each other?
3rd: Yes!
D.M.:: And if necessary, did they save?
4th: Yes!
D.M.: Did you drink a lot on Fridays?
5th: Yes!
DM:: Did you always get home?
6th: Yes!
D.M.:: Did everyone remember in the morning?
7th: Yes!
D.M.:: Did you call each other names later?
8th: Yes!
D.M.:: Did you bring all the salary?
9th: Yes!
D.M.:: Was the stash well "buried"?
10th: Yes!
Santa Claus: Did the spouses find them?
11th: Yes!
Santa Claus: Have you been taken out for anger?
12th: Yes!
D.M.:: Did you manage to take them away?
13th: Yes!
D.M.:: Was it punished later?
14th: Yes!
DM:: Did you love your boss?
15th: Yes!
D.M.:: Did you leave work late?
16th: Yes!
D.M.:: Did you steal paper from a copier?
17th: Yes!
D.M.:: Have you looked at the salaries of others?
18th Member: Yes!
D.M.:: Talking about each other at lunch?
19th: Yes!
DM:: Did those words mean anything?
20th:Yes!
D.M.:: And now we all answer in unison!
Are you all friendly guys?
All in unison:: Yes!
D.M.:: Should I drink to that?
All in unison:: Yes!
(pouring)
D.M.:: Pour everything in a glass!
And break up in pairs soon!
Let's laugh now!
But for this you have to start Kiss very hard!!!
Joke 2 "Fabulous present!"
Several participants are called. Behind Santa Claus or the presenter shows a picture, but so that the participant himself does not see anything. Before presenting the gift, Santa Claus asks the participant questions, and he must answer them.
After all the questions have been answered, and all the watching spectators have laughed heartily at the participant's answers, Santa Claus pulls out their gifts from his bag (a potty, an enema, and a set: handcuffs, a whip, a gag): and gives the participants a keepsake.
1st Member - Baby potty picture:
Santa Claus addresses the first participant:: I have prepared a very interesting gift for you. But first, you must answer a few of my questions.
So questions:
- How much do you think you need this gift?
- How often do you think you will use it?
- And if your best friend asks for this present, will you give it?
- How long can you go without it?
- Which of the people closest to you are you ready to give it to? Who needs it more than you?
- And there is such a person here atwho has such a gift? And who is this?
- Could anyone else have stolen it from you?
- How will you return?
The second participant is called. Behind him, Santa Claus shows a picture with an enema.
Questions:
- Do you think this is a very expensive present for you?
- Who loves you so much that he could give it to you?
- Will you use it every day?
- How will you feel about it? Please list!
- Do you think, sooner or later, you might get bored with this gift?
- Who would you give it to? Who is especially dear to you among those present?
- Will you watch him use your gift?
- And can you give any advice on operation?
The third party is called. Santa Claus holds behind him, but so that everyone else can see the picture of handcuffs, a gag and a whip (set for role-playing games).
Questions:
- Do you think you need it?
- How many years did you miss this gift?
- Will you like it?
- Can you share it with friends, or, for example, use it at the same time, sitting in the same company?
- How does it feel to you? How do you feel when using this gift?
- Will you invite your colleagues to purchase this gift?
- Would you like to buy a manager for his birthday?
- This gift is very unusual and unique. Do you think it's worth filming it while using it?
- If youasked to describe him in three words, what would you say about him? What is it for?
Santa Claus addresses the hall: Well, who else wants gifts from me?
Joke Contest 3 "Sweet Kiss!"
Several participants are called for it in pairs.
The number of men and women should be equal. Each couple is given a balloon, on which a young man, looking at his couple, draws the eyes and lips of his partner in the competition with a marker.
To the music and at the command of the presenter, the balls are placed between the faces in each pair. A woman can hold with her forehead, nose, cheek or lips. Women's hands are behind their backs. Do not touch the ball. But the partner holds the ball with his hands, like the face of his beloved girl, and with a kiss, or rather with his teeth, gnaws the ball.
From the outside it looks like a passionate kiss! Whoever bursts faster, and who else does it more plausibly and artistically, he won the New Year's contest "Sweet Kiss!". The winning couple are rewarded with a slow romantic dance.
Joke number 4 Dramatization “musical”
Pre-preparation:
Recording of the "backing track" of the song by Mikhail Nozhkin - "I haven't seen Mom for so long!"
6 men participate. They should look "rumpled". Ties on one side, shirts not properly buttoned and tucked in incorrectly. Jackets or inside out, or dressed on one sleeve, the second is dragged. Hairstyles are shaggy, look very tired. They support each other.
All in chorus 1 verse:
We are so long, we are sohaven’t had a rest for a long time,
We didn’t drink beer and didn’t eat salad,
Every day, we just plowed every day, And everyone is happy to give strength to work.
Verse 2:
1st Member sings: Around the fire, things are wrong, but we knew,
2nd Participant: What you need for sure, you need to win for sure.
3rd Member: Clutching into chair, gritting teeth, waiting for
4th Participant: When we manage to pour a cup!
Verse 3:
5th Member: Not all of us, not all of us will reach the goal.
6th Member: Some are tired, some even get sick.
1st Member: But it's definitely us, but it's sure everyone wanted it that way,
2nd Participant: So that the New Year, so that the New Year has time for everyone!
Verse 4:
3rd Participant: Let someone there, let someone wander in the forest.
4th Participant: And looking for a Christmas tree dressed up in the forest.
5th Participant: Let no one condemn us.
All in unison: After all, the holiday of happiness, the holiday of a fairy tale is on the nose!
Men hugging and congratulating each other on the New Year, leaving the stage!
For a festive feast, you can choose any of these songs.
Joke at the corporate party No. 3 "Continue the New Year's poem"
It is better if Father Frost and the Snow Maiden read out. It is also possible to wedge in the words of the host into the script itself.
When the New Year is knocking
Open it soon!
He came to us for the whole year Open wide… (doors!)
Let Santa Claus enter,
And with him his toys:
Cars, dolls, locomotive, And various… (animals!)
We are still waiting and let her come,
A little girl comes to us!
Do you remember her name? Of course… (Snow Maiden!)
And let the snowman come,
But just let him not melt!
Otherwise, he will stand all year long, After all, everything is there… (sweeps!)
Joke 4 "Draw Santa Claus"
An oval is drawn on two paper sheets (this is the future face of Santa Claus). Whatman paper is fixed on a stand, there are felt-tip pens nearby. Two teams are formed: "girls" and "boys".
Two teams line up at the "start" (chair). Everyone is blindfolded first.
Assignment: at speed, blindly, reach the drawing paper and draw only one element of Santa Claus. Then the bandage will be removed and the participant runs to his team. The next participant is blindfolded, he runs to the drawing paper and draws another element of the face with his eyes closed, and so on. Then both figures are compared. Santa Claus comments and chooses the winning team! Santa Claus is photographed with her! Taking a selfie.
Joke 5 Corporate Scene “Reading Minds”
Verka Serduchka's song "And I'm only out of the cold!"
Verka Serduchka (V.S.) appears with a suitcase in her hand.
VS: Oh, hello everyone! And where did I get? Isn't this a train station?
Goes to the nearest stand, pours himself a glass, drinks in one gulp.
VS: And it's not bad here! Good people, did you recognize me? Who am I?
All: Verka Serduchka!
VS: And not only! That's for you to understandsimple, ordinary people, I am not only a Star, but also a Great Psychic! Don't believe? Well, look, yesterday the stupid neighbor was hanging out the linen. I tell her in Russian that it will rain! And she twirls her bullshit and does not believe. And what do you think? As soon as I left … And the rain did not go! Her damned underwear dried up until the evening! That idiot didn't even say thank you that evening! How for what? Well, I worked out the weather and rain with my psychic abilities and canceled it! Do you want me to show you now what phenomenal abilities I have? I can read all your thoughts! Do you want?
All: Yes!
V.S:, rubbing his hands, approaches the man: Let's start with you, our clear falcon! So what are we thinking about now? (makes grooves with his hands above his head) An excerpt from V. Serduchka’s song “Ah, gorilka!” Sounds
V.S.: patting him on the shoulder: Wait, wait, it's too early to get so drunk!
Approaches the next member, a girl.
V.S: makes movements with his hands over her. The song of V. Serduchka sounds “And I’m going all like this in Dolce Goban!”
VS: Oh, and you are a spender, dear! One husband cannot afford such expenses… Look for an assistant for him!
Comes to the next plump woman. He runs his hands over her. The song of V. Serduchka “Pie” sounds.
VS: pats her on the shoulder: And I'm like that! Everything b ate, yes ate! Especially when I'm losing weight… The diet is like this - eat more!
Comes to the next member. Verka Serduchka's song “Gop, gop, gop!” sounds
VS: No, I don't understand, have you already taken it on your chest? When managed? Look, still sober…. Yes, you will dance againdance!
Fit with another beautiful girl. He conjures over her and the song “I didn’t understand!” sounds
VS: Well, honey, I understand everything! And you know that I can still read through you the thoughts of your soul mates. Don't believe? Look, I don't mind! Hands up who's married?
Among men, he chooses the most modest and approaches him. Moves her hands over his head. The song of Verka Serduchka “You got drunk like a pig!” Sounds
VS: Her voice? Got it?…
Everyone laughs and V.S. looks at his watch and waves to everyone.
V.S: Everyone, dear ones, I give you a general charge of energy for the whole next year!
Waving hands over everyone. Verka Serduchka's song “Everything will be fine!” sounds, picks up the suitcase and runs away to the music.
VS: immediately returns with shouts: “Yeah!!! Do you really think you got rid of me so easily? And who wants to take a selfie with me, a star and a psychic?”
Everyone takes pictures with her in turn. She signs "autographs".
Here are the corporate jokes we have prepared for you for the New Year 2023. We hope you enjoy it and your holiday will be so fun that you will remember it for a whole year!